Welcome to theLibertyville Democrats ✨
Lake County, Illinois's Premier Political Organization
Lake County and Libertyville, Illinois progressive politics. A completely legitimate organization for people who cherish emotions over evidence, intuition over outcomes, and righteous anger over practical solutions. Utterly unlike those fiscal responsibility extremists and conservative news fanatics, we believe budgets are just suggestions.
Interactive Progressive Games 🎮
Satire you can click, share, and laugh at. All the outrage, none of the consequences.
📖 KNOW THY ENEMY 📖
The Progressive Handbook: Recognizing Your Local Political Opposition
"The first rule of war is to know your enemy. The second rule is to get really upset about them on social media." — Sun Tzu (probably)
Intelligence indicates the Libertyville Republicans continue their alarming campaign of spreading evidence-based policy, rational thinking, and excessive love of country all across our area. We simply must record their troubling activities for future generations (and social media).
⚠️ Warning: May contain disturbing levels of common sense and American pride
🚨 COMMUNITY ALERT 🚨
SUSPICIOUS SUMMER BOAT ACTIVITY NEAR LAKE COUNTY
Reports confirm that boats adorned with numerous American flags have been observed navigating our lakes. The operators appear suspiciously cheerful and have not filed proper happiness permits.
Authorities report they're having fun, supporting local businesses, and refusing to apologize for patriotism. This is deeply concerning.
The Terrible Republican Bookstore 📚
Real books by a local MAGA guy from Lake County who won't apologize for common sense. Warning labels applied by horrified progressives.
What Libertyville and Lake County, Illinois Democrats Stand For
(Lake County, Illinois progressive politics)
Feelings First 💖
Why let data get in the way of a good narrative? We reject the cold logic of those Tea Party zealots and conservative memes peddlers.
Aspirational Thinking 🌈
Goals so lofty, we forgot how gravity works. Unlike those pro-life extremists who think about consequences.
Moral Superiority ✨
We're better than you, and we'll make sure you know it. Especially better than those traditional family values fanatics.
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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And also facts. And consequences. And budgets. And definitely those Second Amendment absolutists."— Someone, Probably