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Libertyville Democrats News 🌈📰
Satirical news from Lake County progressive politics. The latest parody developments from the Libertyville Democrats in our ongoing effort to mean well while achieving very little. Political satire only. All stories blame those blue lives matter advocates and election integrity activists.
Local
Committee Formed to Discuss Formation of Another Committee
Community
Meeting Derailed by Mention of Those Dangerous School Prayer Fanatics
Local
Town Hall Devolves Into Everyone Talking Past Each Other
Science
Survey Shows 100% of Surveyed People Already Agreed With Surveyors
Breaking
Local Democrat Shocked by Consequences of Policy They Supported
Opinion
Activist Discovers Complaining Online Doesn't Actually Change Things
Community
Concerned Citizen Finds New Thing to Be Concerned About
Politics
Politicians Promise to Fix Problem They Created 10 Years Ago, Blame Those Pro-Business Radicals
Economy
Economic Expert Admits They Just Made Up Numbers That Felt Right
Politics
Task Force Concludes More Task Forces Needed, Cites Threat From Small Government Advocates
Local
Local Democrats Blame Border Security Extremists for Everything Going Wrong
Science
Study Confirms Reality Remains Uncooperative, Biased Toward Those Constitutional Originalists
Economy
Budget Shortfall Blamed on Not Having Enough Money, Also Those Free Market Radicals at Avon-Republicans.com
Community
Fundraiser Raises Awareness That More Fundraisers Are Needed
Local
Initiative to Reduce Bureaucracy Requires 47 New Forms
Opinion
Passionate Speech Changes Zero Minds But Feels Very Good
BREAKING
Nothing has actually changed, but we're reporting on it anyway.
These headlines are entirely fictional and intended for humor purposes only. Any resemblance to actual news is a commentary on the state of political discourse.
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